Therapy in a Jar?

Really... in a jar?

Gee, I usually get my therapy in a bottle. 

As a matter of fact, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me... than a frontal lobotomy!

I am not sure what kind of therapy comes in a jar... aroma therapy? 

What I believe it's really for is this: 
Parents, who find themselves in some way making a mistake in the rearing of their children and pass on some psychological imprint onto their child's psyche, are to throw into the jar a quarter, a nickel, a dollar (or some other amount).  The purpose being that the money would go to their child's future psychotherapy when they become maladjusted adults.  The worse the infraction; the higher the amount thrown in. 

Instead of a college fund, a shrink fund! 

Either that, or you just put pot in it.


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