Hmmmm. the science of eating more and exercising less, let's see, how would that go....
Eat more + Exercise Less = Big Fat Pig.
An interesting topic. What is the science behind it? I believe that E = mc squared is equivilent to the inverse derivative, or F = pi r squared, which means Fat is equal to how many pies 'are' eaten, expontentially. Substituting Fat for Energy, you get the reciprocal of mc squared, which is Pie are squared. Since pie are round and not square, it must be a cobbler, therefore, 2 pie in your mouth are worth a cobbler in the tum-tum. Since the early bird gets the worm, and the second mouse gets the cheese, one could dervive from this that the second mouse gets the cheesecake. Cheesecake, which is actually a type of pie, could be made square. Provided that the mouse does not have an exercise wheel, then we could say that the mouse would eat more cheesecake and not exercise, hence, become a big fat pig!
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