Shhhhh! I'm picking my nose.
This is one strange wall plaque.
Perhaps it might have been made for a library?
Apparently, it is to tell people who are too loud that there's a boogy hanging from their nose.
Could be he's just sniffin' his finger....
Remember, if it smells like ass, don't eat it!
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
From Shakespaws' MewBeth
Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
Remote for Children
You could only wish.... I guess you could assign the numbers like this:
1. Clean your room!
2. Why are you inside on a beautiful day like this? Go out and play!
3. Stop your crying, or I'll give you something to cry about!
4. Stop pulling your sister's hair!
5. Stop repeating everything your (brother/sister) says!
6. Do your Chores!
7. Do your homework!
Perhaps someone has other suggestions?
1. Clean your room!
2. Why are you inside on a beautiful day like this? Go out and play!
3. Stop your crying, or I'll give you something to cry about!
4. Stop pulling your sister's hair!
5. Stop repeating everything your (brother/sister) says!
6. Do your Chores!
7. Do your homework!
Perhaps someone has other suggestions?
Friday, July 1, 2011
Fa la la la la, la la la la-tio!
From Wikipedia:
"A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation."
"The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a pelvic part, with the accessories (vagina, anus, mouth, penis) for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable."
I am not sure what she will do with that phallic light in her hand... but she shur has a purdy mouth!
Fa la la la la, la la la la-tio!
"A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation."
"The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a pelvic part, with the accessories (vagina, anus, mouth, penis) for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable."
I am not sure what she will do with that phallic light in her hand... but she shur has a purdy mouth!
Fa la la la la, la la la la-tio!
A rough day at the playground...
Ohhhh, how cute! Is this kid counting to 10 while playing hide 'n seek or just banging his head against the wall after a rough day on the playground? Poor kid seems to be missing a hand. Maybe that's why he's playing hide and seek... someone hid his hand and he has to go find it... Watch out for that electrical outlet... you could lose a hand! Ooops, too late...
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